I'm in Love With Your Dead Grandmother 3: Online Battle Royale

Hello! It’s me, Noah! Back at it again with another banger!

I just wanted to tell you about my brand new video game, it’s an online Battle Royale! Yes, I’m serious!

You can play up to 10 players online, that’s an insane amount of people, especially since I personally don’t know more than 5, including my mom and your dead grandmother.

This game has everything you could wish for in an online game, Battle Pass? Yes! Live Service? Yes again! Dating dead grandmothers with your friends online? YES BABY!!!!

Now, let’s get back to business, you might not know, but this is my third game, don’t worry, you don’t have to play the two previous one to understand the very deep and wet story, still I’m going to recap it for you, basically I’m single and ready to mingle if ya know what I mean, and I have a preference for the older type. I went on a date with a girl named Michelle and fell for her dead grandmother.

In this game you will be able to figure out which one of your friend is worthy of Betty (The most beautiful dead grandmother I know)! Only the winner can get a date with her... unless I win first! Hehe

It’s truly the peak of gaming, with tons of different modes from more arcade style stuff to legit basic modes like regular Battle Royale and even Free For All, which is literally not a Battle Royale mode, but hey, I don’t make the rules, well I guess in this specific case I literally do, but stap it.

This game also includes an epic Co-op mode where you can play up to 4 players (Either you friends or weirdos online) where you need to get a grandmother back to her retirement home right after you took her out on a date, you might be wondering what kind of date it was... I will leave this to your imagination hehe...

Let’s be honest, you’ve never seen a more beautiful game in ya life, so get it, and force your friends to download it, it’s literally free, just like my love for you.

Also, yes we are the people behind Potato Sack Racing Simulator 2024 and all the other games like those, we’re cool like that.

Lots of kisses, love you!

-Noah Smalljohnson


Please note that this game is primarily an online-only experience, but it can still be enjoyed alone. The availability of online services is subject to change.