Cookie Clicker

Do Not Eat.

Own at least 1000 of a stock market good.

Click 777 golden cookies.

Have 1,000 cursors. Boy, are my arms tired!

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Click 77 golden cookies. You should really go to bed.

Reach level 10 You.

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Purchase 700 upgrades. But don't let that stop you!

Reach level 10 time machines.

Reach level 10 temples.

Make your first stock market profit.

Own at least 100 of every stock market good. Gotta pump those numbers up!

Reach level 10 shipments.

Reach level 10 prisms.

Reach level 10 portals.

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty. Really got 'em buttered!

Have at least 1 of the most expensive building, 2 of the second-most, 4 of the next and so on.

Have at least 10 of the most expensive building, 20 of the second-most, 30 of the next and so on.

Cast 999 spells. I'm a what?

Reach level 10 mines.

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Click a golden cookie.

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlock every garden seed.

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Reach level 10 farms.

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlock all the eggs.

Reach level 10 cursors.

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Reach Santa's final form.

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Reach level 10 banks.

Bake 10^72 cookies in one ascension.

Ascend at least once.

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.