3 Minutes to Midnight

Point and Click through everything.

Be the best friend this town could ever ask for!

Be the worst friend this town could ever ask for!

Skip everything you can. (No hard feelings, really!)

Let Gen. Hartman shepherd you back into the fold.

Learn the hard way that your actions have consequences.

Begin Chapter One.

Recover Linda's toolbox.

Give the school hamster a Twonkie.

Begin Chapter Two.

Restore the electricity at the dam.

Take a ride on the mine cart.

Witness Betty's meltdown.

Meet the dinosaur in the depths.

Begin Chapter Three.

Blow up Pat Garrett's statue.

Execute the bank heist.

Successfully incriminate Lazlo Hardy.

Burn down the tiki bar.

Begin Chapter Four.

Finish the "one-pig sneaking mission."

Complete your journey of self-discovery.

Begin Chapter Five.

Have one final conversation with Gen. Hartman.

Watch the entire credits sequence.

Finish the game.

Force-feed Betty her least favorite food.

Examine the filthy cell one too many times.

Get the director to fire Wilburforce.

Find the manor's hidden entrance.

Only take back what is yours.

Listen to all of the Taco Pendejo advertisements.

Save Taquito from his dreadful fate.

Experience the afterlife.

Obtain Poseidon's trident.

Guess all the answers to Sherman's riddles correctly.

Visit Pam's basement.

Make the dam's control center systems fail.

Have Betty spend too much time underwater.

Confess all of Betty's sins.

Find the secrets of the Necronomicon.

Discover the echo's true identity.

Be worthy of pulling the Farmer's Bident from the stone.

Get kicked off the tower by the cow too many times.

Wait for the plane's engines to stop.

Protect national secrets from the Soviets.

Make Betty take a leap of faith.

Build all three of Betty's great inventions.

Examine Betty's diamond one too many times.

Interact with every animal in the game.

Witness the fall of autumn's last leaf.

Hear the tale of the Great Sherman.

Interact with the Kamehameha sign one too many times.

Behold the splendor that is Rocco the Roach.

Meet Sir Rockington, Ben's pet rock.

Discover Ms. Hart's true identity.

Bring Betty back from the dead.

Get no help from Wilburforce.

Snoop on Benjamin's property one time too many.

Pay your respects to those no longer with us...