Flingin' Poo

You have smacked a monkey with a cannon’s recoil. Arrrr, you little pirate!

You have angered a crab and caused it to pinch a monkey. Quite the devious little monkey you are!

You have dumped untold gigawatts of electricity through a monkey, frying the poo on it. You really like the smell of burned monkey fur with poo, huh?

You have splattered very large and very gooey poo in a monkey's face. You should be ashamed. Proud. I meant, you should be proud.