Trover Saves The Universe

Do everything. Now go preorder Trover 2, you little popsicle stick.

Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.

Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!

Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.

You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick!

What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!

You did it! You killed every killable NPC! You're certified, psychopathic killer! Someone should probably call the police...

Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!

Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.

Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.

Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick.

Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches!

Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you?

Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!

Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!

Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.

You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.

You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?

Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.

Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?

Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.

Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.

IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!

You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!

Jopo Saves the Universe

You collected all the rare power babies, now let’s sell ‘em! My boy, T-Ham, knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that has an Etsy account who’ll help flip these lil’ babies!

Oof! Hey, Gorbin here. I just got done eating a sleeping bag sized burrito and let me tell ya, I’m feeling pretty good about myself. I feel like I could even bring back my dead wife. I bet you’re feeling pretty good, too, after getting the high score in Space Slam.

Hey, you watched a tape in the entertainment room. Was that clue clear enough for you? HUH!? All you little trophy hunters out there! God forbid you try and figure something out on your own!