Please Don't Touch Anything

Unlock all achievements

Press 1000 buttons

Delete save file with all endings unlocked

Call 10 secret numbers

Unlock every ending

Restart the game 100 times

Solve the secret puzzle in 6 moves

Call 652-9770

Unlock the hammer ending

Find the Hidden Ghost Poster

Throw all the trash away within 15 seconds

Progress the counter to 276 in one minute with single clicks

Do not miss a single time in bomber scene

Ignore the Narrator before coming to a conclusion about player agency in the art of video games

Get Eaten by the Sandworm

Lose in Tic-tac-toe

Unlock 20 Different Endings

Press the red button

Call 867-5309

Hammer the printer 37 times

Wait for three more minutes after unlocking the peaceful ending

Don't look at the ghost for 15 seconds

Progress the counter from 0 to 277 with single clicks

Unlock 5 Different Endings

Unlock 10 Different Endings