Coffee Crisis

Trophy awarded to players who unlock all of the trophies

Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 15 minutes

Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 30 minutes

Complete Stage 14-2/defeat Harvester

Complete game with Ashley

Complete game with Nick

Complete game in co-op mode

Complete the game thrice

Complete game on Metal difficulty

Complete game on Death Metal difficulty

Complete stage 1

Complete stage 2

Complete stage 3

Complete stage 4

Complete stage 5

Complete stage 6

Complete stage 7

Complete stage 8

Complete stage 9

Complete stage 10

Defeat bouncers

Defeat robot boss

Defeat Big Blue Alien boss

Defeat 25 aliens

Defeat 25 enemies

Earn enough energy points in minigame to earn a 1up

Complete mini-game

Destroy one breakable object

Earn an extra life from high score

Lose 25 lives

Beat a boss with max health

Activate a level password

Activate a cheat code

Collect 25 lives

Collect 25 invincibility powerups

Collect 25 extra attack powerups

Complete Stage 4-2/defeat Metal Jesus Rocks

Complete Stage 8-2/defeat Alpha Omega Sin

Complete Stage 11

Complete Stage 11-2/defeat Gibletor again

Complete Stage 12

Complete Stage 13

Complete Stage 13-2/defeat Metal Head boss

Complete Stage 14

Make Metal Head Boss spawn 5 sets of enemies/play complete song within a single fight

Use a Guitar weapon

Use a Grey Alien Arm weapon

Kill 25 Mayo enemies